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'How To Trade In This Volatility?' An Investor Asked. The Advice? 'You're On A Drunken Horse Headed For A Burning Barn. Trade Accordingly'
Adrian Volenik
4 min read
When markets took another nosedive, one investor turned to Reddit’s r/StockMarket to ask what many were thinking: “The volatility is insane. How do we trade?”
What followed was a cascade of chaos, sarcasm, serious concern and trading advice that ranged from cautious to completely unhinged. But one comment summed up the mood best: “You’re riding a drunken horse toward a burning barn. Trade accordingly.”
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The post was sparked by a combination of tech sector weakness and rising fears about tariffs, inflation and Federal Reserve policy. A warning from Nvidia (NASDAQ:NVDA) added fuel to the fire. The chipmaker said new U.S. government restrictions on chip exports to China could hurt its business. But while the market’s sharp drop had many investors looking for strategy, what they found was more like gallows humor.
“It's like a horse got let loose in a hospital,” another Redditor added, referencing comedian John Mulaney. “...and that horse has genital warts and dementia,” someone else chimed in.
Ditch the Options Casino? Or Dive Deeper?
Some users pleaded for sanity. “Retail traders need to stop playing the options casino,” one said. “Buy and hold shares and nothing else.”
But others said short-dated options were exactly where profits could be made. “This is actually the perfect environment for 0DTEs,” one trader argued, referring to zero-days-to-expiration options. “You can actually beat the dealers. Gotta know what you’re doing and choose the right side, though.”
Even those making money sounded exhausted. “I've made a small profit options trading on Amazon from a swing within three hours alone,” one wrote. “I'm in green, but the wildness of these swings means I need to stay up all night watching the market. I just hate it and am going to cash out.”
Plenty of Redditors said they were pulling back entirely. “I’m just paying off all the debt until things stabilize,” one user wrote. “I am mostly sitting this one out. Only so much I can take before I get an ulcer.”
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Others shifted toward gold, foreign stocks or high-yield savings accounts. “I've heavily invested in gold ETFs, but this is insane! I did not see so much volatility during COVID. This has created havoc,” the original poster replied.
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